Hooter Shooters

Sometimes an idea comes along that's so completely brilliant—yet so dazzling in its technological simplicity—that we wonder why no one's thought of it before*. We don't know who the inventive genius is behind this "fully functional set of wearable breasts that dispense one shot of alcohol out of each nipple", but we do know we'd love to buy him a drink someday for combining two of our favorite obsessions in one convenient package. Maybe even a couple of jugs' worth, even.

Hooter Shooters (hootershooters.com, via Double Viking)

*Update A reader reminds us that this isn't a wholly original idea, pointing us to the first chapter of Thomas Pynchon's "V" by way of evidence. Since we haven't read any Thomas Pynchon since we were in college (and since we were probably stoned when we did), we'll have to take said reader's word for it—and remind you that to the best of our knowledge, Pynchon never saw fit to actually market his idea for $679. (Thanks, C.!)

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Previously: The Lapjuicer, Virtual Bartender 2, "Sex" Drink, Cup O' Pussy, Tasting Jessica Simpson