Wet Spots

· We're hoping someone points us to somewhere where we can see all these alleged celebrity sex clips that have been scandalizing Bollywood lately—not that we've ever heard of Mallika Sherawat before today, but we'd still like the opportunity to see if it's, like, really her. (indiafm.com - thanks Sanj)

· Leave it to Victoria's Secret to capitalize on America's inexplicably enduring poker craze with two of our favorite things: alliteration and, uh, pink panties. (pinkpantypoker.com, via AdLand)

· If Texas Hold-Em is more your style, you might want to consider participating in this year's Adult Celebrity Poker Tournament in Pasadena next week, cohosted by Ron Jeremy himself—who hopefully will not be playing in any strip rounds as part of the evening's festivities. (Mari Possa, on the other hand ... ) (AVN)

· Meanwhile, Adrants points us to a promotional opportunity that Hanes neglected to take full advantage of ... though it's not exactly the corporate sponsors for the event that caught our attention. (Flickr, via Adrants)

· In other branding news, Axe's current online campaigns are giving you the opportunity to practice your pickup skills on a bevy of babes both actual and virtual—none of whom are likely to notice how good or bad you smell to begin with. (Flash w/sound @ axetouch.com + mojomastergame.com)

· And by way of wrapping up this all-corporate edition of Wet Spots, may we introduce you to the most viscerally disturbing ad campaign for a personal grooming device ever? (bodygroom.philips.com - via Gizmodo/Boing Boing, to whom any men affected by this link should send their therapy bills)

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