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· Before anyone else emails us about it (and if she hasn't already had enough problems this week): no, we still haven't found any photos or video footage of that Mariah Carey wardrobe malfunction on German television that everyone seems to be so anxious to see. We will, however, send a genuine, unopened "Glitter" DVD to the first reader who finds us something that's not a fake. Because we care that much. (The Sun UK)

· More celebrity sex tape action that we haven't seen yet, this time allegedly by way of Colin Farrell and his ex-girlfriend. So you can stop asking us about that too. (Defamer)

· Metafilter asks itself to come up with some good titles for a Bush-administration-themed porno movie; we still think "Weapons of Ass Destruction" is the best of the lot, even though it's been taken already. (ask.metafilter.com)

· Hey, books containing images of "large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples covered with glistening sweat and bite marks" are certainly part of our library ... but we understand that our taste in literature might not be for everybody. (Boing Boing)

· Just think: at this very moment, someone somewhere is getting a blowjob. Since you're sitting here reading this, we can safely assume that you're not one of them. (blowjobplanet.com - thanks Fraq)

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