Mariah Carey Breast Update

Spin control or source of crushing disappointment to celebrity breast observers worldwide? According to a "clarification" posted yesterday at Mariah Daily ("one of the largest and most visited Mariah Carey fan sites on the internet!", in case you didn't know), this whole wardrobe malfunction hysteria this week has been just one big misunderstanding: "In reality, the strap in Mariah's dress tore once she finished singing 'Vision of Love'. Mariah jokingly told the audience: 'Do you think this will cause a worldwide scandal?' She then turned to the side and showed the audience that she was holding her dress and nothing was revealed. Mariah then left the stage to return moments later with a new black dress!" In the lack of any further photographic evidence (as opposed to more copies of those fake pics that everyone still insists on posting and/or forwarding us), we'll have to consider the case closed for now.

"Clarification Regarding Concert In Germany" (notice and photos @ mariahdaily.com, 7/13 entry)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™: (Probably Not) Mariah
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