Wet Spots

· Behold the secret sign language of Brazilian women's volleyball players ... among other things. (Yahoo! News - thanks M.)

· Canned freon-wielding sibling site Defamer is all over the Cameron Diaz "sexy photos" trial today; we actually had to Google ourselves to remember what all the fuss is about. (defamer.com)

· Gizmodo offers some playlist suggestions for the Audi-Oh musical vibrator sound-responsive pleasure device: "Want a quickie? Plug in some polka. Want a long and luxurious barn burner? Try Gregorian chant interspersed with NIN." (Gizmodo + audi-oh.com)

· So we think we figured out why people were so confused over Mariah Carey's nip slip that wasn't this week: maybe they were all looking in the wrong place? (underhyped.com)

· News flash: Peeing is fun. Pass it on. (dbasixx.com - thanks Sam)

· Porn Star Karaoke at Sardo's Bar in Burbank celebrated its second anniversary this week, proving that some of the adult industry's brightest talents can indeed do more with their mouths than just ... uh, you know. (karaokewhore.com + prettyandfine.com)

· We're not sure whether LeAnn Rimes actually purchased anything during her recent shopping expedition, though if she did it's safe to assume it was something small enough to fit in her purse. (ottyhotties.us)

· We are sure, however, that some cosplay aficionados will pant at the opportunity to buy their very own set of "Street Fighter"'s Chung Li's breasts, even if we're not among them; if anyone knows where we can find a replica of Ivy's sword from "Soul Caliber", though, let's talk. (Kotaku)

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