After reading through the selections in today's Sex Blog Roundup, we're inspired to go off this weekend and explore our perineums, experiment with play piercings, and see about ordering one of those Jackhammer Jesuses we've heard so much about. (Actually, we tell ourselves we're going to do all that every weekend. But this time we mean it.)
Bacchus of Eros Blog brings it to you hot, real, tender, and/or nasty after the jump.
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Sex Blog Roundup
by Bacchus of Eros Blog
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Vive Le Périnée
"Long story short, I have never had much of an interest in my own perineum, but last night I decided that such intense, continuous horniness should not go to waste, so it was time to get acquainted with mon p
rin
e. Previously, I had brushed past it briefly, and so had others, but it was always in one of those momentary pauses along the road to the North Pole, or the South."
(Dilemmas of a Virgin Slut)
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Symbols & Controversy
"Last month I did a show with my Jackhammer Jesus. Here's a little free video clip from the show.... To tell you the truth, I didn't pull this particular dildo out of my toy box to TRY to be controversial...it's just that Jesus is the perfect size, he's lovely, and he was the only clean thing I had in easy reach."
(Tasty Trixie)
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Morning Quickie
"The wife and I had a quickie the other morning that was as pleasing and exciting as it was unexpected. It was earlyish morning and she had just finished feeding the baby and was laying back down. I rolled over and gave her a kiss on the neck, just under her ear, as that was what I could reach at the time without too much effort on my part or annoyance on hers. Apparently this lit some fuse."
(Wanton Maleness)
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Hitting The Jackpot
"It was not long after the last of the kidlets was in bed that she got a slap on the ass and an order to get up to the playroom. It didn't take her long at all to comply, and I found her naked and in position by the time I got there. Soon enough I had her collared and leashed with her hands cuffed together to keep them out of my way."
(Once Bitten)
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Brandon's Eyes
"As we talked, someone brushed by, squeezing my cock as he passed. At a gay orgy, I guess that is the equivalent of getting pinned. I turned to look at him. He looked back at me-young, with dark hair, side burns and eyes that bored into mine. His body was naturally tan and lithe. He flashed a smile as the walked into my bedroom."
(One Life, Take Two)
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Fucking Amazing
"He wrapped his fingers in my hair and started urging me to my knees. I sat on my heels and placed my palms flat against my thighs. I looked up at him and kissed the head of his cock flicking my tongue out against soft skin. I licked my lips so his cock would slide easily in and out of my mouth. Keeping eye contact with him, I parted my lips and began sucking his cock. In and out. In and out."
(Charity's Sex Talk)
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Play Piercing
"Then it's needle removal time! I instructed him to take a few deep breaths, then I hold the skin taut and quickly begin to pull out the needles in rapid succession. It's a final burst of pain and intensity ... and as the last needle is liberated I instructed him to grab his cock and masturbate...."
(SadoMasoKitten)
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Mother
"I realised I was trying to sell my mother the idea of vanilla sex being fun; now I know what that expression about teaching your grandma to suck eggs means - replace granny with mother, and eggs with cock, get an image in your head of your parents together, and you don't want to be having this conversation anymore."
(Girl With A One Track Mind)
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