Morning Wood

· Fleshbot tip: If you're traveling to or from Canada these days, you might want to leave your copy of "Teenage Transsexual Nurses 4" at home. We're just saying. (thesmokinggun.com)

· At last, a foolproof way to tell whether a set of breasts is real or not—assuming you're able to get close enough to hold a fleshlight under them, that is.(breastimplants4you.com, via Double Viking)

· AVN reports that "ebony niche" site AssLikeWhoa.com has won its trademark infringement suit against a video production company who was using the same title for a new line of videos. Just in case you were getting, like, confused or something. (AVN)

· More news from AVN this week: Ron Jeremy to (possibly) star in major network reality show—something we could've sworn had happened already until we realized that the WB isn't a major network. (AVN)

· Finally—and only because we needed a thumbnail for this post that wasn't a picture of Ron Jeremy—take your pick from these galleries featuring college party girls or sexy nude sunbathers. We sure had a tough time deciding. (thatsthought.com + nudistfruit.xchan.com, via Indie Nudes)

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