Wet Spots

While I have no idea why everything has to do with Jessica Simpson and ass these days (though I have a few good ideas), this puddle of Wet Spots still has my Daisy Dukes all in a twist. More about Jessica's ass, porn star parties, and Eminem's pee-pee after the jump.- V. Blue

· Just in time for opening night: our sibling site Gawker has complete (un)coverage of Jessica's Simpson's nip slip, in case watching her give the General Lee a lube job just wasn't enough. (Gawker + .wmv video @ theonenetwork.com)

· And even though Simpson was called a stripper for her rubdown of the Union Jack, we doubt she'll be ponying up her talents in the upcoming Hungarian World Striptease Record attempt. Seriously, how can we get invited to these things? (pestiside.hu, thanks Erik)

· On the other hand, if Ford really did decide to market their cars with song's like Eminem's "Ass Like That" we might actually want one, that is if we actually drove anywhere. We sure can't resist lyrics like "Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin', Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that. Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes doing, doing, doing." "Eminem 'too obscene' for Ford" (worldnetdaily.com)

· But maybe if more punk bands ran around naked on TV, we'd get all the ass with our ads that we deserve. Nonetheless, Korean broadcasters are not amused. (migukin.com, thanks Lee)

· And while we have no idea if there's any actual species upgrade involved in the "Porn Star Evolution" party, these Stripdown Magazine party photos show the stars cavorting nicely in their own private Galapagos. (freepornstarpix.com - thanks Tara)

· We're happy to see that Kinsey is still doing his job, even if through a filmic medium and from beyond the great beyond: soon Japanese viewers will be able to see exposed genitalia on the silver screen for the very first time, thanks to a decision by Japanese censors not to mosaic the good bits in the film "Kinsey". (Wai Wai)

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