Morning Wood

Brad Pitt's furniture designer sets his sights on a brothel, Jessica Simson's boobs on MSNBC, the FCC scares the panties off me and more after the jump. -V. Blue

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· In a bid to either a) become douchebag of the year, or b) serve as an unwitting model for a 'kill the lawyer' easter egg in the next Grand Theft Auto, Florida attorney Jack Thompson has decided to save more adults from... adult-themed video games. Yay. "Citizen Censor Thompson eyes Japanese Killer 7" (The Inquirer)

· That's okay, I've got sexy babes in chocolate bras to cheer me forward through the week. Monday was Taiwanese Father's Day and Thursday is Lover's Day, hence the edible brassieres and penises. What I want to know is how they keep their boobies cool enough to maintain their foundation... um, for research purposes. (Taipei Times)

· Breaking: Jessica Simpson's boobs are real. Now you can relax. (MSNBC, thanks Sanj)

· Let's just hope she doesn't decide to get to know us in the biblical sense: the FCC just hired an anti-porn activist and lobbyist whose goals are to "bring Biblical principles into all levels of public policy.
That's right, it's Penny Nance, of little head she's had the pleasure to know. "FCC Hires Conservative Indecency Critic" (Mediaweek, also see WFMU coverage)

· Leave it to our European neighbors across the pond to not only act like grownups around sex, but to completely outclass us with style and design: in Antwerp's new "tolerance zone" bordello owner Franky De Coninck hired Quinze&Milan—a famous Belgian designer who has created furniture for Brad Pitt's LA mansion and for Rem Koolhaas's Seattle Library to design their new digs. Fleshbot Central could use a facelift, but I doubt he'd take a couple stacks of screeners and a disintegrating IKEA desk in trade... (We Make Money Not Art)