Morning Wood

My wood may be small this morning, but it is mighty. My Morning Wood, that is. -V. Blue

· A man in Wilton manors, Florida is being beamed gay porn from outer space. No, really—the FCC is investigating. I could be so lucky. (New Times)

· Like getting sand in your lube, the 2257 mess just gets messier: the Justice Department revises six terms in amendments requested by the Free Speech Coalition. "The term
actual sexually explicit conduct
does not include
lascivious exhibitions of the genitals;
(i.e., mere nudity)." Well, it's not like we'd be putting any Abu Ghraib photos up around here, anyway. It's like, totally not hot. (Xbiz)

· And as soon as he's ruler of the universe, he'll kill you first. But only after Stewie's sexy party, and before bedtime. (Stewie Sexy Party)

· A meeting of high-level leaders in whiched thay shaped the fate of the world... that's right, it was the World Cosplay Summit 2005. Hey, Siren can direct my personal negotiations any time she likes. (article, photos, Wai Wai)

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