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Supreme Court nominees in holy g-strings (not); Katie Holmes shows a little skin; Colin Farrell doesn't; scary Photshop revelations and more after the jump. -V. Blue

· Wonkette reports that Supreme Court nominee Judge John Roberts once spent like twelve whole hours working for Playboy, though somehow I still think a confirmation party thrown by Hef is unlikely. (Wonkette)

· But the real question is, will he be wearing his Abstinence Thong beneath his robes at all times? I hope so, 'cause Roberts could really rock the "Turning Tricks for Jesus" classic thong. (CafePress, Landover Baptist store)

· Say all you want about nursing at the teat of Scientology, but when lil' Katie Holmes has a nip slip, it's just so darned cute (despite her chilling, unblinking stare). (Double Viking)

· Our sibling Gawker has a whole pantload of photos from their "Re-Penetrator" DVD release party crashing antics. Looks like they were re-penetrated with many drinks, as well. (Gawker; see more on last year's online release of "Re-Penetrator" here and here)

· Colin Farrell, who doesn't seem to appreciate the mass marketing appeal of a celebrity sex tape, was granted an extension to a temporary restraining order against the video's release. That's okay, we'll always have his nutsack ... I mean, "Alexander". (Yahoo)

· Maybe he was worried about being seen in natural circumstances, which is understandable once you see how much Photoshop goes into even the simplest of babe photos. (Techakke, thanks JB)

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