Morning Wood

Mischa Barton's formal toga party (I mean nip slip); sumo sex; sperm donor contests; orgies and gangbangs in New York (oh my!); and "porn causes blindness" myth-making ... enjoy my fierce Morning Wood after the jump. -V. Blue

· I'm already seeing stories hit the wires turning a report on two cognitive image studies into a "porn will make you blind" crapfest, and the results of the erotic study haven't actually been released yet, so you should read the report for yourself. Hey, I can see my porn just fine, thanks. (News-Medical, I Newswire)

· Forget trying to figure out the physics involved (though it's irresistible, I know), but dare to ask the question: do sumo wrestlers enjoy sex? (via sexblo.gs)

· I can think of a lot more ways to make choosing a spem donor interesting, but even if "Spermshow" has a less pornographic approach than I envision, it still has a lot of Dutch knickers in a twist. (Boing Boing)

· Some bloggers have all the fun, but other bloggers have all the sex: Viviane's Sex Carnival thoughtfully compiled dozens of posts where a variety of bloggers have sex (specifically gangbangs) with one another, and write about it. What do they put in the groundwater in New York? (Viviane's Sex Carnival)

· Most of the time I see Mischa Barton in photographs, I want to shake her like a limp fashion-challenged dolly who was dressed in the dark by Don Johnson until she begs me to burn her entire wardrobe. And this gown, possibly made hastily out of Rick James' old satin bedsheets and a boxcutter, worn on the beach, no less... I'm sorry, but "my dog ate it" just won't work here. Oh, and her boobs are hanging out (in better quality pics than last time). (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

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