Rain to Buy Lunch

People often ask me -- hold on, someone's asking me now -- if constant exposure to the sights, sounds, and smells of porn sets eventually fills me with ennui.

"Ennui having a good time already?" I'll reply, and laugh and laugh.

Defiance Films star Taylor Muthafxxkin' Rain is offering an all-expenses-paid ("I'll even buy them lunch," she claims) trip for two to sizzling Chatsworth, CA to watch the production of a Rain-directed Defiance picture.

There are three ways to win: buy a Defiance title from co-sponsor Mallcom, buy $250 worth of any pornish product from Mallcom, or bid in this ebay auction.

In addition to Rain's scintillating company, the lucky winners will not want for Skittles and Diet Pepsi, the staples of porn set craft services.- G. Ponante

Previously: DVD: Justine's Red Letters, Ass Up, Face Down