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My Little Phallus

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While this site is most definitely an evil joke taken way too far, I have an irrepressible urge to try and order all of the mock phalluses and hoard them and style their hair, then chop all their hair off and give them bizarre ailments, much like I did with "My Pretty Pony" when I was a (problem) child. Though I dare say that Barbie riding around on one of these would give Mattel a Dream House sized heart attack. V. Blue

My Little Phallus (iamlost.com, via Zaeega)

Previously: Rent-A-Dildo, Nazi Sex Dolls?, Sex Toy of the Week Archive


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