Wet Spots

The porn climate gets chillier in the US while sex shops blossom in Germany; new sex video game companies; adjusting Jessica Simpson's hazard lights; fun with vomit and Family Guy ... and Eva Logoria's power tools after the jump. V. Blue

· Jack-booted thugs coming to a domain host near you? Now that the Bush administration is taking an active role in what happens with the .xxx domain, anything can happen. Especially when the pressure comes from groups like the Family Research Council, whose statement tells of Attorney General Gonzales' launch of "a major effort to prosecute the porn industry. He intends to smash these criminal enterprises on the Internet and elsewhere with a new obscenity strike force. This is the only way to handle hardcore pornographers." (News.com, Family Research Council, thanks Jason)

· Maybe I can just go to a movie and forget about sex censorship for a minute—oh wait, I can't. "Sex and the Cinema: in the New Hollywood, it's a liability" (via Viviane)

· Having jettisoned the jack-boots decades ago, Germany is looking quite sexy these days; not just for all the beer and weiners, but all the sex shops. (Expatica, via World Sex News)

· As much as I love video game babes, I'm not much of a gamer because I don't care for softcore sex hacks. Happliy for me, sex game companies are on the rise with two up-and-coming (!) entires. (Slashdong)

· Like after a brush with poison oak and waiting for the rash, I knew it was a short matter of time before we got to play with Jessica's Simpson's "These Boots are Made for Walking" bouncy bits; fortunately I no longer have to sit through the song to watch her run in the bikini. Drag your cursor diagonally to make her dance to your own tune. (Surrealcode, via Screenhead)

· Emetophilia is a fetish certainly shared by few, but the miminal percentile out there will appreciate the time and care put into Family Guy: Ipecac Puking. (QT video, Milk and Cookies, via Sensible Erection)

· Oh Eva Longoria. Why must you taunt us so? Though I beg to differ that "truckloads of vibrators" delivered to a girl's doorstep is traumatic, unless you mean the trauma of deciding which one to start with... Of course ABC so wants her to shut up about it already. (Contactmusic, via Attu)

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