Do sex bloggers blog because they can no longer walk from all the sex they have? Looking at this week's collection of cybersex, orgasmic speaking in tongues, semi-public spankings, wrestling over sex toys and a timeless ode to the delights of handjobs, I'd say they're definitely blogging to give their bowed legs and sore bottoms a rest. Decide for yourself (and read much more) after the jump... V. Blue
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Sex Blog Roundup
by Violet Blue
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Blue Eyed Devil
"Me: I love doggy style
Me: but I like almost any position, as long as I can breathe, lol
Rob: guess I'll have to be nice and keep my hands off your neck then
Me: are you into that?
Rob: not extremely, but it does turn me on
Me: to do it, or have it done to you?"
(Kiss N Tell Confessions)
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Pentecostal
"English gave way to French--something about les mains, something about la terre, a laugh. She laughed at something in another language I have never studied.
I listened, not comprehending but resolute, going nowhere, as she soaked me in sweat and juice. "
(One Life, Take Two)
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Making up for missed opportunities
"'Get in the Bedroom,' Pink says. She bends me over the table. 'Hmm
' She says 'The windows are wide open, I and I can see the security guard in the parking lot next door, I guess he is going to hear just how naughty you are.' Oh my god!"
(Pink Bottomed Girls)
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Sex, Power, Money, God: On the Holy in Whoring
"It doesn't matter what I do, what he did -- I came. The orgasm is not the destination. Orgasm is the origin. When I work in humane conditions, and not just when someone is naked, that's when evoking our full humanity is most possible. Do I call in spirits? I call in myself. I look into his eyes. I let him know my gaze is firm on his cock. We breathe -- nothing forced, nothing contrived, just a normal, sacred breath -- and we breathe and we work."
(Sacredwhore)
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The List
"See, I never set out saying, 'Gee, I need to start a list of my sex partners.' It began with a purity test a few years ago, as a way to count how many people I'd slept with. Yes, they are so numerous I couldn't keep track without a list, especially as one of the questions inquired how many people I had had oral sex with. I happened to write the list in a notebook, so every now and then I come across it and add any missing names..."
(The Edge of Desire)
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"So, do you two...
"I'm left with only one option. Grab the end of the quirt and hold on for dear life.
Minor scuffling/wrestling ensues. We each have a quirt in one hand and the wrong end of the other in the other. (did that even make sense?!) Somehow, Matt gets my head and shoulders in some stupid wrestling hold..."
(The Secret Life of Librarygirl)
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Coming Together Again
"He looked at me suddenly and asked, 'Where is your collar?' I told Him, and He said, 'Get it and put it on.' I did as I was told. Almost grumpy. Almost pouty. He took me by the hand and took me out the door and to the car, putting me, not in the driver's seat where I've been now for weeks, but in the passenger seat. I was speechless. We drove into the night with Him at the wheel -- a scary proposition, but I remained collared and quiet. He took me to a local pub and marched me inside to explore the possibilities for a beer..."
(The Swan's Heart)
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I love handjobs
"Ahhhh . . . another evening of massage and hanky panky flew by sensationally. We trade two fourteen-minute sessions a piece and usually Tucker takes both of his on his back, but tonight he mixed it up by asking for a foot rub. I was so excited that he asked for something different that I paused before delivering it in order to lick and caress and suck his prick for awhile."
(Tasty Trixie)
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workinf stiff
"12 noon: my next appointment, with eggs, a regular. he has hired me a number of times, and has greatly enhanced my career, posting reference-quality internet comments, given me an introduction to water sports, and took some pics of him and i. he loves to take pics, his favorite thing to do is to videotape himself sucking my dick, or while i am fucking him, or me pissing on him..."
(welcome to the fuck house)
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