· Suffering from a debilitating fear of prostitutes? Fear not —relief is at hand! (Boing Boing)
· Breaking: Jennifer Aniston deals with post-breakup stress by wearing see-through tops. (Double Viking)
· Everything you always wanted to know about R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" video ... without actually having to watch it. (Something Awful - thanks Dan)
· Oh, and those pesky new 2257 regulations we were all hot and bothered about a few months ago? Turns out they might not be so bad after all. Might. (SugarBank)
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