Wet Spots

· Now that famous works of art have been slapped with a "mature audiences" warning label on his travel series, PBS host Rick Steves is forced to wonder just how far those Janet Jackson-inspired FCC rules will reach: "Today we live in a country in which some people apparently wish David's marble penis had a fig leaf and Venus wore a sports bra." (Then again, his show is called "Europe Through the Back Door".) (USA Today)

· It's been keeping us on the edge of our stained office chairs since we heard about it an hour ago, but now the wait is over: the winner of the EverQuest II Quest For Antonia Pageant has been announced. We're just glad that warrior queens wear bikini body armor. (galleries @ IGN.com)

· We're not sure who Laura Lee Smith is, but now that we've seen the nude scene promo pics for "Lie With Me" we're happily on our way to getting to know her much better. Another $10 in movie tickets saved! (Egotastic)

· New Zealand might be all a-twitter about their star rugby player dating porn star Kaylani Lei, but considering how much she's inspired us in our more sporting moments we're sure Byron Kelleher will still have what it takes to penetrate the rival teams just fine. (Asian Sex Gazette)

· We're not sure what our breast supprt technology-ogling colleague at Gizmodo has been drinking, but we're pretty sure it's not Evian. (Gizmodo)

· To this selection of pictures of people having sex in public, we'd like to add this one, which appeared in our inbox today with the subject line "Only in New York!" (To which we'd have to say that we've seen couples having sex on dirty matresses in the street in other cities as well; we just never took pictures of it.) (cityrag.blogs.com; see also Gawker)

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