Morning Wood

An extra-penetrating dose of Morning Wood has the Department of Justice a little too interested in what you're jacking off to; Yahoo Groups get all Stephen Colbert on us; Vanessa Williams makes us feel better; and Seattle's Stranger basks in the afterglow of a satisfying erotic film fiestival.V. Blue

· I like to think that porn is my top priority, but then again, my budget is pretty minimal, and I'm not like, the Attorney General. Think you read this one before? Not this one, where Department of Justice overlords Gonzales and Acosta now eschew every other top priority to stop healthy adult consumption of porn. Maybe they could save us all a lot of money and just intern at Fleshbot instead? (Law.com, thanks Jason)

· Maybe what they need is a porny dose of "This Week in God" instead, where Jesus and the apostles like, totally get it on. Wait, maybe they don't. "Yahoo Groups: Bible Slash" (Yahoo)

· Hey, no one said every Morning Wood was going to be pretty, but let me make up for the previous two posts by directing you to Vanessa Williams sunbathing in her bikini, sans hubby. Ahhh, soothing salve for the bruised porn ego. (scans @ Attu)

· And don't you know, every day is hump day for me around Fleshbot Central, but for others it comes once a year; that is, if you're The Stranger and you just hosted an extremely successful erotic film festival. Don't worry, they'll be "HUMP"-ing again next year! (The Stranger)

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