Wet Spots

A Victoria Beckham labia slip; free porn in China; a UK proposal to ban certain online content; and a senseless (though enjoyable) news item featuring topless hotties dancing in a Love Parade video. V. Blue

· It looks like Victoria Beckham is like really into yachting, but it's clear by the view we have of her Spice rack that she's way more into cooking. (A Socialite's Life, thanks Rod)

· T-Mobile really shouldn't bother us with those Zeta-Jones ads anymore unless she offers up a nip in trade; instead they could follow the lead of vendors in China who are using porn to sell phones. (MobHappy)

· Government officials in the UK announced a proposal to ban "extreme pornography" obtained on the internet, including bestiality and necrophilia content. Let's hope that no Gary Busey celebrity sex tapes ever fall into the wrong hands. (News.com)

· I don
t think, for me, the Love Parade fills me with a sense of love as much as it fills me with admiration for Smirnoff's boob-painting techniques. But hey, naked bouncy boobies are worth watching, slathered with corporate slogans or not, and the parade of nubile nips in this video definitely make me thirst for something. (MetaCafe, via Sensible Erection)

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