Porn Valley Dispatch

You know how it is; you're a young, starry-eyed porn filmmaker with vision and zeal. You've got a killer pitch and you know just where to take it. You don't sleep the night before your big meeting with studio executives. You've got a briefcase full of storyboards and several verbal confirmations from your dream cast. You enter a room full of cigar smoke and find your way to a seat a few inches lower than the rim of the desk you're facing.

"What's the name of this picture, kid?" sounds the hole at the end of the smoke.

"Sex with Young Girls #8, sir." (If you're still with us, read more after the jump.)- G. Ponante

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One of the many ways the porn world is funny is when one bumps up against someone else's weird-out threshold. "Rocco Siffredi banging she-males ... that's just wrong," said The Sexorcist rapper Necro when I interviewed him a while ago. But I found his violent lyrics disturbing.

A former adult business colleague and I were talking about a telecommuting co-worker. "Where does he live?" I asked.

"Up in northern California," he replied, then added, giggling in an eerie register, "He sends stuff in when he's not spanking his wife."

I'll leave it to others to judge why I can watch a pissing video but not one where the participants spoon-feed cum to each other, or why plaid skirts are OK but I don't like pig-tails, or why girls putting their fingers in their mouths annoy me as much as photographs of people giving the finger to the camera.

I admit I like the fatties. But not the footies.

So New Sensations has come out with the eighth in their Sex with Young Girls series, directed by Tyron Shuz. "What man doesn't love a young, tight, girl who's just become legal?" Shuz asks.

I dunno. Me, I guess. Maybe if she was fat?

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