Morning Wood

The fight against your right to enjoy porn somehow manages to become worse, and Jenna Jameson gets into the teledildonics biz. V. Blue

· Just when you thought the porn you shot of your girlfriend/boyfriend/trannydoll in your camera phone was safe, a Republican who really needs to be reigned in by his dominatrix has authored legislation to expand the reach of the nefarious (and improbably enforcable) 2257 laws. (Xbiz, thanks M)

· Thought the VirtuallyJenna Sex Simulator was a little weak? Well, she just might make it up to you, now that Jenna Jameson has partnered with the members-only teledildonics company HighJoy, and Club Jenna girls pledge to make occasional appearences in HighJoy chat rooms; just watch that privacy policy, folks. (BusinessWire, thanks J!)

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