Porn Valley Dispatch

Mere weeks after Digital Playground FX dazzled the porn world with its Austyn Moore/Evan Stone Yule Log CGI overlay in "Pirates", director Jennifer James is going to use real fire to burn down a porn set. Mind the gap.- G. Ponante

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"Even mainstream companies usually do their burns outside," James said, providing another reason why there are no moves to regulate Hollywood out of existence, only Porn Valley. "but this has probably never been done before."

The "this" is burning down a porn set for (we hope) the climactic scene of James' "Phantom of the Porn Stage," in which Don Hollywood, cast against type as a sleazy porn producer, gets his comeuppance for doing a starlet wrong. The players also include Steven St. Croix as the Phantom, Julie Night, Nicky Hunter, Kyle Stone, and Brooke Hunter.

The statuesque James, who's got a Kylie Ireland thing going, only directs "features", which tend to have a higher budget than regular porn videos because they require a script.

The couples-oriented flick, James said, will be "an antidote to Rob Black," whose vomit-soaked smutfests usually help to determine if your date is "fun" or not.

"Brooke and I have been discussing the need to bring back erotic porn," Hollywood said from the set of his KSEX Radio show, "Tits and Asshole."

I, too, laud this return to pretty people making uncomplicated love together, and will announce it on my podcast "Let's Fuck Pigs."

· Jennifer James Films (jenniferjamesfilms.com)
· Black And Blue USA (blackandblueusa.com)

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