Morning Wood

Sex machine porn evolves; impressionable Gridskipper still under Tara Reid's spell; Nerve has sex at work; oral sex tips (for real); cautionary tales of porn and computers; and books with sex in them are bad for kids, after the jump. V. Blue

· Fleshbot pal Allen Stein (of ThrillHammer fame) has introduced a sex machine plugin, ostensibly to fill all those holes in the sex machine field, or something. Regardless, it's worth a trip to SexMachineFeeds.com (Flash) for a gander at the sample videos, which are totally not safe for work, or anyone within a block of audio distance, or animals with sensitive ears. (Xbiz)

· At what point do you decide that an obsession has become as unhealthy as a steady diet of TrimSpa and lime Jello shots, and Gridskipper's Tara Reid fetish requires an intervention? Look, I care, I really do, but when he's about to add a Tarasexual butt shot category, it's almost out of my hands... (Gridskipper)

· And no, I don't see sex blogging and "sex with self at computer all day long" in their lineup, but oh the ass-on-the-copy-machine memories Nerve's Sex At Work Issue brings back. (Nerve)

· Pucker up, buttercup, and read this fabulous, hilarious and oh-so-painfully accurate guide to oral sex on a LiveJournal blog. I did write two books on the topic, and damn is she right about those enviable gay men's cheekbones (though it's totally an all-orientations primer). (LiveJournal)

· And do I need to get the paddle out again? Clean the porn and spyware off your computers, or face the perils of having that guy on Craigslist get all your good Hello Kitty tentacle porn. (Silicon.com)

· I don't know about you, but when I hear of someone complaining about pornographic scenes in books issued to students, my first impulse is to add it to my Amazon wish list. My next impulse is to wonder what some people think is pornographic; sex in literature or banning books? (Daytona Beach News Journal)

Update: Want to read the oral sex passage in "Cracking India" that offends? Fleshbot pal Russ Kick invites us to "suck it and see" for ourselves, helpfully offering up the results of a fellatio-filled Amazon "search inside this book". (TinyURL, Amazon.com, thanks Russ!)

Editrix's note: Special smooches to Comstock Films for raising nearly 4K in porn revenue, all for the Hurricane Katrina Red Cross fund!

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