Morning Wood

Coop paintblogs his latest topheavy creation, complete with built-in handle; RealDoll's Configurator makes face-fucking into a custom experience; really bad sex vocabulary; and a science project sure to scare the pants off your science teacher (and not in a good way), after the jump. V. Blue

· It's nice to see that as friends get older, they don't become any more mature than they need to. Case in point with Coop, who recently celebrated a birthday and knows how to paint a joystick. (BoingBoing)

· But if watching the artisitc evolution of an Atari 2600 joystick into a faux cock for a big-titted babe is only part of your cup 'o morning fetish, maybe you'll enjoy RealDoll's extremely entertaining RealDoll Configurator, where sex doll companies make up cool words and you can also order only the custom-made silicone face of your dreams, if you desire (shudder). (RealDoll)

· But whatever you do with that face, don't tell it you want to "troll the bus station," "sand the bunion" or "tool around in the golf cart with Ed Begley, Jr." Unless you actually want to do those things with it, or just think bad sex vocabulary is only best whispered to inanimate objects, which it probably is. (Bibi's Box)

· Then again, maybe sexualizing inanimate objects is your happy-fetish, as is likely with the person behind (the much linked but worth ogling) "My Science Project", involving condoms, a hacksaw, a scale and a soda can. Oh, yeah! (My Science Project)

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