Wet Spots

· If anyone knows how to give a perfect blowjob, it's 70s porn queen Marilyn Chambers. Watch and learn, folks ... watch and learn. (QuickTime video @ WOW Report)

· While we spent late nights during the early 90s watching Robin Byrd and too many Ronco infomercials, Japanese television audiences were being treated to some entirely different programming. Some people have all the luck. (QuickTime video @ robpongi.com, via Parumo Zaeega)

· Will success spoil SuicideGirls? According to one anonymous blogger who reports on the mass defection of several of the site's most popular models over the past few weeks, it already has. (un-pink.blogspot.com - thanks M.)

· Then again, worrying about the fate of altporn modern pinup sites is among the least of our worries these days—after all, the FBI porn squad may be knocking on our doors any moment now. (Xbiz)