Morning Wood

The US military investigates the alleged posts of dead Iraqis on an amateur porn site; "Showgirls" is still the best movie ever; more Suicide Girls drama; and relief for hunky NOLA volunteers a la Craigslist, after the jump. V. Blue

· Yesterday you read about the (alleged) posting of dead Iraqis on a porn website, and now the US military is investigating. But as we follow this story, watch the "in exchange for pornography" spin on what may or may not be a total hoax. (BBC America)

· Remove brain, rinse, repeat: it's totally not important in the least, but it gives me a minute to contemplate my most favorite worst film of all time—"Showgirls" is at the top of the list of the worst cinema sex scenes ever, in a list that is surely my must-see, weekend cocktail movie list of the year. (Manchester Online)

· Meanwhile over at BoingBoing uber-hotness Xeni cleanly lays out and autopsies the multifaceted Suicide Girls implosions, beginning with the model defections we told you about last week and ending in more rumors. But is it a case of 'follow the bouncing ball'? (BoingBoing, MySpace)

· Call it crass or call it economical relief ass, but Craigslist strikes again: free blowjobs for hunky relief workers in New Orleans. I guess we all give in our own ways... (Craigslist NO)

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