Sex Blog Roundup

If all the sex blogger's in today's roundup by Bacchus were all at a party together, I'd venture to say that it would be a fiesta like none other. Humans would arrive as oversexed dogs led by ladies bedecked in latex the color of their well-fucked orifices; someone would fake at least one orgasm to please the host; guests would display parlor tricks such as "watch the cock disappear", "one welt, two welt" and "girl-girl sixty-nine"; and yes, at least one guest would bust out the food porn. After doing unspeakable things with the lampshade, of course. All this and more after the jump. V. Blue

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Bacchus

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Show Bag
"You'll be pleased to note, gentle reader, that I indulged in a little daydream at this point, and you will be relieved that in said daydream i was being serviced by Callan - not the dog - and Callan was suddenly and magically equipped with that mastiff piece of equipment, thankfully minus the furry sheath (which would have tickled something shocking). He did me doggy, of course...."
(Pillowbook)

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So Simple
"It's far from unpleasant to spend the best part of an hour on a misty Sunday morning trussed up prettily in smooth, shiny latex of such a vibrant hue it enhances the glow acquired from being well-fucked in the orifices he prefers and well-kissed everywhere."
(Palazzo Orchidea)

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Channelling Cheryl-Ann Podborski
"It felt so good I just lay moaning my sweet moans as he banged and thrashed and went shallow and deep. I was so wet, he just slid in and out effortlessly, but his dick felt so wide, I felt like my cunt was gobbling it up with each entry. Sucking it in. He pulled my feet up to his shoulders to bang harder and deeper. But I did not want to cum and knew that would end it way too soon so I brought my legs back down and held my feet just behind his ass."
(Housewyfe And Caveman)

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Grilled Cheese
"We talked for a bit, as I tried to focus with my one open eye. I have no idea what we talked about. I do remember my hand ending up between her legs, and finding some very damp panties. Even nine-tenths asleep I'm horny, so I rubbed her through her panties a bit, which she seemed to enjoy. We talked, and kissed, and I got her off. Then I got a bit firmer, the talk got a bit nastier, eventually the panties came off...."
(Sweetness Follows)

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The Great Orgasmic Fakeout
"You most certainly are not in the mood, can't imagine it, and are actually quite resentful that he is. But you love him. And he helped you paint your kitchen. And he saved you $500 from the leering mechanic. And he made you lasagna on Saturday night."
(Kiss And Blog)

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One Welt, Two Welt, Red Welt, Blue Welt
"I sent him a brief e-mail in the afternoon, asking him very nicely to come home and blister my backside with our steel-core leather paddle. After he finished with me I promised to suck his cock until he came (and despite my fantastic oral skills, that is no easy task, let me tell you, MJ has never cum easily just from oral sex). Of course he was only too happy to comply."
(Temptation Unleashed)

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Black Bag
"So now - back in my mind again - the two women are cuffed together. They're going down on one another as I've instructed them to do. They're lying on their respective sides.and I'm straddling their commingled torsos.... And I drag the fur over the exposed ass of my first young lady. Softly. She moans in approval. But before the sound of her moan expires, I've given the handle a quick spin and delivered to her ass a taste of the more expressive side of the paddle."
(Free Liquidity)

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Hot Dishes
"Food porn offers an unrealistic representation of food and eating just as porn porn offers an unrealistic representation of sex in which crotches are well lit and arms and hair never get in between them and the camera. Just as porn porn cultivates false expectations in its audience (e.g., sex can come without strings attached), the logic goes, so does food porn: dirty dishes never pile up, recipes never turn out to be disappointments."
(Haverchuk)

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