Japanese Office Supply Novelties

It's gotten to the point that few people I know have the need for pens or pen cups on their desks, but if a friend, say, had a need for such quaint antiquated items I would surely point them toward this bizarre collection of sex-related office supply novelties. Who wouldn't, after all, derive delight from storing their pen in "Mr. Old Butt" or spend several glassy-eyed, on-the-clock hours clicking giant plastic penises into distended plastic vaginas mounted at the end of your ball point? No one, that's who. Thankfully, the site also provides helpful gifs that demonstrate the alien artifacts in action, in case your imagination is somehow blasted into oblivion contemplating the Clinton penis pen(s). V. Blue

Japanese Sex Novelties (irobun.com)

Previously: Japanese Condom Packaging, Racist Japanese Condoms (Wet Spots), Japanese Sex Doll Watch, Sex Toy of the Week Archive