Morning Wood

An obscenity bust takes down an erotica (text) site; the dead Iraqi porn site photo story develops; the Christian Coalition really loves kids; Smurfs love to lick ass; Target sells sex toys; and car commercials we need more of, after the jump. V. Blue

· It's not just Nowthatsfuckedup.com's dead Iraqis and Max Hardcore that made last week's FBI raid and arrest list (though no doubt their 'extreme' content will merit the media spotlight); edgy erotica website Red Rose Stories had their home raided, their customer information confiscated, and are being charged with obscenity. (YNot.com, via Disinformation; also seen @ BoingBoing)

· Meanwhile, we are the media: keep up with Christopher Wilson (still in jail on obscenity charges) and Nowthatsfuckedup.com's side of the story, the growing list of articles on the bust (such as even-handed The Porn of War), and their fledgling legal defense fund by keeping an eye on Legal Defense Fund for Chris and Save Chris Wilson.

· Okay, before I free your mind to run amok all the boobie-tastic Morning Woodies, I'll stay on my soapbox for one second longer to direct your attention to the 'nice' people who help in the fight to take our porn away, namely "alleged" lifetime multi-generational child molesters such as longtime Christian Coalition chairman Louis Beres. (Editor and Publisher)

· Now, a blissful return to... Smurf ass licking in "The Lost Episode". There now, how can Smurfette licking ass, Mr. T, Snoop Dog and Bill Cosby not make it all better? Hey, it works for me (especially with the iPod Nano ad at the bottom). (Flash video, albinoblacksheep.com, thanks Courtney)

· And while some people were gleefully happy to find out that Amazon.com sells inexpensive name-brand sex toys (like, they totally have for a long time), it's even more giggle-tastic to see that Target also plans to jump on the 'quietly selling sex toys' bandwagon. (SFGate, wtopnews.com, thanks Terrence)

· Well, if car commercials were as fun as the Grande Punto commercial, featuring a sassy animated car chase and victory sex, I might consider watching, er, more car commercials. (video, media.putfile.com, via sexblo.gs)

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