Morning Wood

Chris Wilson is out on bail; The O'Reilly Factor's first non-sex porn appearance; the Naked Cowgirl; Bella Vendetta comes full circle; learn how to date a bisexual; and 2257 expands its Vader-like evil reach to include non-porn sexual situations, after the jump. V. Blue

· Don't forget: Chris Wilson was arrested on charges related to the porn on his website, not the dead Iraqi pictures. But now he's out on bail. (The Ledger, Xbiz)

· An observant reader sends in this hardcore photo set, but it's what they're watching on TV that makes it really dirty. (Hint.) My questions: is she giving him "the O'Reilly", or vice-versa? And how is it related to a "filthy Sanchez"? Are his balls fair and balanced? Are anyone's? (naughtyallie.net, thanks Zach!)

· This whole O'Reilly thing raises so many questions: such as, what about the Naked Cowgirl? Are her conservative knockers fair and balanced as well? (yesbutnobutyes.com)

· Well, boobs don't need to be anything but plainly visible to get my attention, but I especially like the ones on Bella Vendetta; check out Gillian Hyde's look at the altporn site, complete with interview of edgy Bella herself. Oh, and it's full of eye candy, too. (bmezine.com)

· While I consider myself a sexual omnivore (especially when it comes to porn), most would classify me in the pussy-slingin' no man's land known as bisexuality—though I can't help but stifle a roll-your-eyes snicker seeing this excellent article on dating bisexuals by Bree Coven in the "gay and lesbian" section on MSN. (msn.match.com)

· And as if October couldn't get any Halloween scarier when it comes to First Amendment rights, porn and the law, it looks like the whole 2257 situation just got a whole lot worse; now "simulated" acts are included, it passed the House and more. Read the details, and weep into the lube along with me. (BoingBoing, and thanks Jason)

Thumbnail via: ioerror's Webzine 2005 photoset (flickr.com)

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