Porn Valley Dispatch

If you're like me, and who isn't these days, you read with great interest and zero skepticism the posts of Steve Banan, self-styled porn player, adult industry veteran, and author of a newsletter which claims 43 million readers worldwide. Banan presides over The Liberty Network, and one of his multiple publicity clients is adult film star and nude house painter Nicole Moore. Read more apres crevasse.- G. Ponante

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To be successful in the business of personal publicity takes great cunning. We know of Harrison Ford's helicopter bravery and Tom Cruise's daring water rescues only through the deft work of dedicated publicists.

Similarly, porn stars who are also escorts and "Ripley's Believe It or Not"-featured nude house painters, even those on the level of the internationally-recognized Nicole Moore, require the acumen of a Banan to get the Moore message across.

"Looking for a tight white hole to get taken advantage by big black cocks? Look no further! The greatest thing is black and white mixed together and there is nothing Nicole loves more than stuffing herself with black cock, except being the object of young boy
s desires. She is so good luring her son
s friends into bed, so she could have her way with them and she just enjoys a mom bang, being taken advantage of by several young boys."

Banan would also be a great spokesman for the Los Angeles Unified School District:

"On the job, she can't keep her hands off her students and her students come to class with big and hard cocks wanting to fuck their teacher."

Banan notes that, though famous, Moore is also accessible to fans:

"This 34D-24-34, 5'8", green-eyed blonde-haired person is considered one of the hottest M.I.L.F.S on this planet, she is most definitely the mother everyone wants to fuck. Out and about, she always has time for some afternoon delight with any young stud she finds along the way."

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive