· The implication that there may be a sex tape floating around starring both Paris Hilton and Tom Sizemore is enough to keep us awake at night shuddering for weeks; indeed, just the photographic evidence that they were once in the same room together is the spookiest thing we've seen all week. (AVN)
· You have a few hours left to bid on Britney Spears' autographed underwear on eBay today ... just in case you're still disappointed that the last pair turned out to be a fake. (eBay, via Cityrag)
· Breaking: Gwyneth Paltrow exposes breasts to drum up publicity for new movie. Sorta. (Egotastic)
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