Porn Valley Dispatch

With events that included Two Cheek Touch Football, Bitch Fights and, of course, Tug of Whore, the second annual KSEX Games concluded this weekend. But that which would have delighted the younger Gram trying to get hazy signals from the Montreal channel (to wit: cavorting nudes) just isn't enough anymore, so the Games will be released on DVD with hardcore sex scenes inserted between the events ...- G. Ponante

It seems that the simple joy of showing jiggly starlets running around in thongs and accumulating strategic grass stains will no longer cut it, so KSEX has expanded on its 2004 game plan by adding a pay-per-view element and will augment its footage with "training" video and hardcore scenes throughout.

"We haven't gone entirely commercial," said KSEX referee Wankus, pointing out that the KSEX Games maintain noble traditions. "Remember that the original Olympics were performed in the nude."

Flower Tucci, Mari Possa, Sunny Lane, Tyler Faith, Regan Anthony, Roxy Jezel, Jenna Presley, and many others participated in events like the Nipple And Slide, filmed in a field behind a private house in Encino, which substituted for the ampitheatres of the games' Hellenic ancestry.

Five teams representing various entrepreneurial pornographic concerns were fielded, and the coveted Golden Shower went for the second time to the Black Widow Media/Team Tyler crew.

"Maybe the girls are augmented, but the games aren't fixed," said an observer.

But what about the Olympic flame?

"We were kind of wet out there," said Faith.

"And the Winners Are" (ksexradio.com), KSEX Games Pictures (freepornstarpix.com)

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