Porn Valley Dispatch

Fleshbot helps Jenna Jameson maintain her record for web searches, if for just one more day; VCA's "Big Titty Woman" makes us wonder if the Superfriends need an intern; and Doc Johnson creates a toy with different speeds for your pleasure and luxury ... all for your perusal after the gap.- G. Ponante

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1.2 million more people searched on the web for Jenna Jameson-related text, images, and products than her nearest porn star competitor (probably me), Jameson's handlers say. We can only assume that people were forced to do that much searching because Jameson has so few outlets for her talent.

I accredit the high amount of searches to Jenna
s ever growing popularity and our strong company marketing geared towards the mainstream marketplace,
husband and ClubJenna manager Jay Grdina is credited as saying.

· "Jameson Reaches Milestone for Web Searches" (AVN)

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Don't expect the Stampeders' banjo-fueled anthem "Sweet City Woman" to be the theme song for VCA's "Big Titty Woman", starring Brooke Hunter, Eva Angelina, and other women who callowly use their breasts to attract men, because there's probably no relation whatsoever.

· "Big Titty Woman" (trailer @ vcapictures.com)

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Doc Johnson (Ph.D.in Novelties) has released yet another toy to stick up near your parts with several buttons to, like, stimulate them. This Wonder Massager represents the 10,000th toy that the good doctor has released this month.

We don't understand marketing too much, but I think this output quota is the same as when our Gawker Media overlords requested we post 16 stories a day.

· Doc Johnson (docjohnson.com)

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