Sex Toy TechWatch

As regular readers of Fleshbot are by now well aware, sex and technology go hand in hand. Stone age? Stone dildos. Bronze age? Bronze dildos. Iron age? Iron dildos. You get the picture. So let's take a look at some of the latest advances, shall we?- J. West

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First there's the newest handyman's helper, the Frankenwand from FuckingMachines. You can go from the ultimate foreplay—helping out around the house—to satisfying carnal needs in no time. Just take out the screw bit and put in the screwing bit, a wand with a ball at the end.

Frankenwand (fuckingmachines.com, via Sexy Fandom

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Want to make your lover sing? On key, even? Then how about a tuning fork that doubles as a dildo? A must-have accessory for any perverts with a musical bent, it "makes bell-like sounds that pleasantly vibrate when struck." Doesn't tell you what the pitch is, though. I'm going to guess it's tuned to "F."

Tuning Fork Dildo (stockroom.com, via Attu Sees All)

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For him or her (but then, what sex toy isn't?), we have the Bunny Tail Butt Plug. Sure to add a little extra tickle where you need it most. I assume that the fur is synthetic, but I know the plug itself is latex rubber. Also available in fox, pony and pig.

Bunny Tail Butt Plug (extremerestraints.com, via The Primate Journal)

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Finally, Slashdong presents software for passing along info from your electronic audio to, you guessed it, a dildo. While author qDot "likes some beepy shit," we're thinking more along the lines of Marvin Gaye.

"BeepSex: TranceVibrator Patch for Max/MSP" (slashdong.org)

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Previously: Machines and Sex, The Sex Machine Diaries, TechnOrgasmic, Orgasm Alley, Thrillhammer Teledildonics, The Robospanker, The Ijaculater, The Machine Project, DIY Masturbator, Hand Job Machine, Fucking Machines