Morning Wood

· Not to worry if (like us) you missed that MSNBC report from Porn Valley last night; AVN has a blow-by-blow report. We're just sorry we missed hearing Chi Chi LaRue described as "the Steven Spielberg of porn" for ourselves. (avn.com)

· We're not sure why Radar and Page Six are just now getting around to making a big hoo-ha over "Superman" star Brandon Routh's allegedly big hoo-hoo; discriminating male celeb crotch watchers have been buzzing about it for months already! (radaronline.com + iwon.com)

· Ah, the charmed life of a pro golfer ... multimillion dollar product endorsement deals, swingin' parties at the 19th hole, and hot amateur porn babes showing their boobs every time they're in your company. (deadspin.com; see more photos @ tiffinys.com - thanks Ben)

· Ever wonder what Britney Spears would look like with G-cup boobs? Apparently someone did ... and if we squint really hard we think it looks sort of like her, too! (myboobsite.com)

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