Wet Spots

· Britney Spears is suing Us Weekly for spreading sex tape rumours about her a few months ago, claiming that the magazine's report will cause her to be "shunned and avoided"; there is so much we could do with that last bit if we wanted to, but if she's in that kind of post-partum trigger-happy lawsuit mode we don't want to step on any toes. (people.aol.com—and don't miss the apparent Nicole Richie nip slip on this morning's main page as well - thanks Gary!)

· More end-of-term campus hijinks: first we had amateur porn at UCSD, then a sexy striptease by a Canadian coed, and now reports of dozens of UC Berkeley students traipsing naked through the library. Berkeley being Berkeley, however, it's not quite as sexy as it sounds. (calpatriot.org)

· Reporters who file stories to help stem the tide of underage sexual exploitation on the internet: good. Reporters who possibly compromise journalistic ethics for the sake of a good story: not so good. (Slate; more @ Boing Boing and Sexerati)

· RateYourMusic presents an illustrated list of 52 banned album covers, many of which happen to be in our LP collection for reasons other than our general appreciation of hot naked women. (rateyourmusic.com, via sexblo.gs)

· Is Kodak really asking hot panty-clad trade show models to bend over and say cheese as part of some viral marketing scheme? Your guess is as good as ours. (doubleviking.com)

· New Yorkers: stuck at home today thanks to pesky labor disputes? Check out Gawker's handy guide to Craigslist strike sex—because it's not just a massive pain in the ass, it's an opportunity for hot afternoon boot-knocking! (gawker.com)

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