Wet Spots

· "Paris Hilton Digging For Crabs". We love when certain headlines practically write themselves, don't you? (egotastic.com; also spotted @ Gawker)

· Of course, we realize that most Fleshbot readers would never be so base as to want to know more about that porn actress who was indicted on statutory rape charges in California this week after allegedly plying a 15-year-old high school student with drugs and porn DVDs ... but if anyone else wants to know what she looks like, sources tell us that this gallery would be a good place to start. (mercurynews.com + freepornstarpix.com - thanks T.)

· 15-year-old high school students being seduced by 20-year-old women may still be verboten, but 16- and 17-year-old high school students posing for a baby beefcake calendar to raise money for an end-of-school-year party? Totally cool! (koin.com - thanks Raymond)

· Just when we finally hear some good news about "a substantial and welcome blow" to the US government's continued perusal of 2257-based regulatory schemes, along comes former Attorney General and Reagan-era bugbear Edwin Meese with a call for "another study to assess porn
s imminent 'dangers'" ... as if all those other studies weren't "conclusive" enough. (freespeechcoalition.com + xbiz.com; more @ gramponante.com)

· In more pressing legal news, judges debate whether "the Hooters' Girls' 'primary function' [is] to fulfill customers' expectations and desire to see, be entertained by and interact with a sexy, barely clothed Hooters girl" in a case involving the company's lawsuit against a similar Florida-based wings-and-boobs restaurant chain. In case that wasn't already clear either. (adultfyi.com)

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