Wet Spots

· We always knew Sienna Miller was hot, but who knew she had such amazing artistic talents as well? (egotastic.com)

· What happens when a newspaper sends a reporter who probably expected to get laid by a hot porn babe while he was in Vegas to cover the AVN Awards? A condescending, cliché-ridden article about the adult industry like this one. (New York Times)

· Note to the BBC: Your reporters who claim they were "trapped by porn" while attempting to cover the Consumer Electronics show this weekend weren't lying. We had a hard time getting to the other side of those velvet ropes as well. (bbc.co.uk)

· And speaking of CES ... well, let's just say that the AVN Expo wasn't the only place in Vegas this weekend where the geek crowd got a chance to salivate over a little bit of T&A. (flickr.com - thanks Thomas)

· It's rare that we agree with anything a religous fundamentalist media watchdog group has to say, but their observations about Rita Cosby's ratings-grabbing tactics is sort of true—didn't we already notice that MSNBC is fast becoming the go-to channel for all your mainstream porn entertainment needs a few weeks ago? (aim.org)

· We also mentioned earlier today that PSP porn was very 2005 ... high-definition Xbox 360 porn is where it's at! (kotaku.com + xboxcircle.com)

· One more reason why Samuel Alito's confirmation hearings are making us squirm this week (and not in a good way): the Supreme Court nominee believes the government needs to take "additional efforts" to prevent access of internet porn by minors. (Confidential to Mr. Alito: We managed to find all the porn we wanted to in our tender years without once having to go to a store to buy it. We're just saying.) (broadcastingcable.com)

· Surely it's no surprise that a porn film "inspired" by Courtney Love would contain a "realer than real" scene of a man on the street getting splashed by the titular character's enema discharge several stories up? (Village Voice; more on Joe Gallant's "Killing Courtney Luv" here)

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