Kodesex

You might think that our private lives here at Fleshbot are continuous dizzying orgies fueled by glamorous porn stars hoping for a writeup, industrial strength lube, and premium Columbian cocaine, but the sad truth is that our social itineraries are rather lonelier than you might expect; being role playing bisexual scat aficionados perpetually in search of that perfect vegan Islamic sex partner means that we spend more weekend nights sitting forlornly by our computers waiting for a date than we'd care to admit. All that might change, however, with the advent of these customized t-shirts by Kodesex, which broadcast the various kinks of the individual user via a raver-style, uniquely colorful, migraine-inducing psychedelic graphic. Now all we have to do is work up the nerve to actually wear one of these in public and we'll be all set!

Kodesex: "Coded Wearable Images for Sexual Compatibility" (kodesex.com, see codes here - via Sex Drive Daily, thanks T.)