Morning Wood

· Until the site selling the Colin Farrell Sex Tape is back online—or until his legal team decides to go the Paris Hilton route and sees the wisdom in actually making some money off the footage themselves, whichever comes first—the grainy, ill-lit screenshots in this slide show are about as close as any of us are going to get to seeing what all the fuss is about. (Flash video @ yeeeah.com)

· Funny, we were at the AVN Awards last weekend and don't remember an MC who looked like an "out-of-shape social studies teacher", to say nothing of the fact that we were pretty sure we were in Las Vegas and not a "large nightclub in LA"; either we were at the wrong event, or someone writing a purported first-person story for the SF Weekly is full of crap. (sfweekly.com - thanks J.)

· All hail Amazon.com, the one-stop shop for all your x-rated anime DVD needs! (consumerist.com)

· Then again, if you prefer to use eBay to get your rocks off ... well, there's always plenty of pervy merchandise to browse through there as well. ('badgoodgirl"'s listings @ ebay.com - thanks Steve)

· Has Mariah Carey's much-reported recent weight gain adversley affected her wild bikini-stuffing capabilities? You be the judge. (egotastic.com)

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