Wet Spots

· We have nothing but sympathy for those who are going through the painful process of overcoming a porn addiction—although we have to say that the descriptions in this blog make porn seem like something worth getting addicted to in the first place. (pornforgotten.blogspot.com)

· First Nick Lachey got cozy with Jessica Jaymes; now K-Fed is reported to have canoodled with retired pornstress Kendra Jade while Britney was visiting her family in Louisiana last month. Is it too early to report a trend here? (nationalledger.com + kendrajadeonline.com)

· Roughly half of our heterosexual male readers will be disappointed to hear that "BloodRayne" überbabe Kristanna Loken came out as a lesbian this week, meaning your chances of dating her are even more remote; the rest of you will have even more reasons to incorporate her into your next masturbatory fantasy. (afterellen.com - thanks Chaz; more Kristanna hotness here)

· And while we're on the subject of lesbians in the news ... behold the hottest girl-on-girl political protest action ever. (boingboing.net)

· Still can't get enough of trying to decipher all those grainy screenshots from the Colin Farrell Sex Tape you never got to see in the first place? This site has a couple you may have missed—as well as a roundup of all the sites we're jealous of for getting cease and desist orders for posting about it earlier this week. (totallyjoshness.blogspot.com)

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Previously: Wet Spots Archive/Morning Wood Archive