The Magnificent Kerkoves

The adult world does not lend itself to portmanteau couplings like Brangelina and TomKat (though I would make every effort to see what a free stress test would involve at a Scientology Porn Celebrity Center in Chatsworth), but the Burt and Loni award would definitely go to estranged porn couple Skeeter and Bridgette Kerkove. Say what you will about the anal queen (past assal occupants: Mandingo and Lexington Steele simultaneously, a bat, and 76 chopsticks) and her gonzo-directing "King of Sodom" ex, but the former team has restored porn's glamour and otherness by engaging in tandem accusations of abuse, intimidation and, worst of all in the porn world, bad business practices. The sordid tale has dribbled off the boxcovers through the efforts of dueling publicists and message board wags, who together effectively keep the adult biz accountable, if not always honest.- G. Ponante

· Bridgette Kerkove Leaves the Business (adultfyi.com)
· Skeeter Kerkove Fiasco (xxxporntalk.com)

Previously: Bridgette Kerkove Tells All, "Sodomy: Law of the Land", Skeeter's Squirting Challenge, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive