The Red Boy

Doc (not a real doctor) Johnson returns pleasantly to (his?) roots with this week's Red Boy vibrator. Just a sturdy and unadorned soft rubber shillelagh with no frills, whistles, fragrances, celebrity endorsements, movie tie-ins, hidden meaning, conspiracy theories, or political agenda, the balls-included Red Boy products, which come in three human sizes, say, without hyperbole or pretense, "put me in your vagina or ass."

Come to think of it, the Red Boy should be the official vibrator of the "Little Pink Houses" video.- G. Ponante

· Doc Johnson Novelties (docjohnson.com)

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