Morning Wood

· This just in: Porn culture is saturating American media. Really! (boston.com)

· Maybe in an alternate universe an experimental CG film featuring 9/11 imagery juxtaposed with hot babes would be an interesting concept; in this one, however, it remains a "terrible idea". (cinematical.com - thanks Jason)

· Want a job that gets you laid more often? Maybe you should look into the exciting world of limo driving. (citypages.com)

· The Germans might get all the press, but when it comes to kinky sex featuring naked women engaged in hot girl-on-girl catfight action and "violent sexual intercourse without condoms", the Belgians have the prize all sewn up. (pestiside.hu)

· No matter how curious you are to see it, Fleshbot would like to inform you that we have way too much class to try to track down any stills or footage of that panda porn video that's making headlines this week. So don't even ask. (CNN)

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