Wet Spots

· Not merely content to invade spaces everywhere from Times Square to your medicine cabinet, Jenna Jameson is set to take over your iPod as well, thus making the underside of your toilet seat quite possibly the only place safe from being co-opted by the Queen of Porn. For now. (podcast.clubjenna.com, via Gram)

· Three Texas brothers were arrested for watching porn while waiting in a drive-through line at McDonald's. Is nowhere sacred? (azcentral.com)

· We think we might have figured out why the otherwise tepid "Underworld: Evolution" has been doing so well at the box office the past few weeks, and it has something to do with Kate Beckinsale's sex scene. (savemanny.blogspot.com)

· If Kate (or her body double) doesn't do it for you, might we interest you in the surprisingly appetizing sight of Lisa Loeb in a thong? Go ahead. You know you want to. (drunkenstepfather.com)

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Previously: Wet Spots Archive/Morning Wood Archive