Porn Valley Dispatch:The Return of the Flying Burrito Sisters

Today's Dispatch is Butts-flavored: Seymore Butts, that is, not Butts County, Georgia (although we hear the city of Jackson has not levied a property tax since 1976).

After the gap, find out what Mari Possa is up to (two?) these days ... and revisit the chilling flying burrito incident from last summer. Oh, and there's video too! - G. Ponante

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During the filming of Seymore Butts' "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean" last summer, then-girlfriend Mari Possa was gently ushered into the realm of double penetration. The double-perpetrators were Herschel Savage and Kurt Lockwood. Mari and Butts mentioned that they had been training for the blessed event when I interviewed her last year. Now that their relationship is over, Mari has moved out and has signed with Adam & Eve and is no longer a Tushy Girl.

But the world has a memento of their love in an extra scene of Butts' new "Shhwing!" starring the petalicious Flower Tucci.

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Around the same time Mari was learning that special kind of teamwork, Ava Vincent and Dillan Lauren had a set-clearing fight on the set of "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party" involving a burrito.

The way we so glibly described the affair, sight unseen, was shockingly irresponsible. Now that we have actual video footage of the event, however, you can see for yourselves the real drama that goes down on sets across Porn Valley at least ten times every day:

(For the record: despite what Venus says, our sympathy's with Dillan.)

Video courtesy CousinStevie.com

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Previously: Re-tipping Amber Peach, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive