While the decidedly nonsexy fake genitalia on this novelty site clearly aren't intended to arouse anyone (unless they have a Plastic Super Droopers fetish), it's apparent that I'm in danger of becoming a canary in the porn mines when I look at things like the Squirting Boobs and start to flush with excitement: suddenly, I realize I've stumbled upon the perfect way to smuggle booze into the cineplex (especially if I left my Hooter Shooters at home for some reason) ... and at a campout or bonfire, a little breast-dispensible starter fluid would go a long way towards making the night a little warmer. Weenie roast, anyone? V. Blue
Adult Costumes (nawtythings.com, via Sex?)
Previously: Hooter Shooters, Sex Toy of the Week: Ejaculating Dildo, Talking Head Vibrators