Wet Spots

· It isn't difficult for us to think of 100 ways to use a dildo; however, we learned 97 of them from watching Belladonna, so maybe we're not the best ones to give you advice for entering this contest. (100dildos.com, via Boing Boing)

· As our friends at Egotastic note, Elle MacPherson is sure looking good for a woman of ... well, however old she is. (egotastic.com; also spotted @ Drunken Stepfather and yeeah.com)

· Alabama may have some competition for being the most fucked up sexually repressive state in the union as Iowa legislature moves to restrict the sale of sex toys (helpfully defined as "any three-dimensional item designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs") to minors, apparently to forestall that epidemic of underage vibrator use that's about to explode any day now. (state29.blogspot.com)

· When it comes to accidental billboard bukkake, sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words. (adrants.com)

· An adult industry "marketing consultant" seeks to blackmail convince Paris Hilton to invest in a casino using the contents of a storage locker she abandoned as a bargaining tool. Which strikes us as overly optimistic—after the world has seen you give your boyfriend a blowjob in night vision, do you really have any "dark secrets" left that are worth $20 million? (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Wet Spots Archive/Morning Wood Archive